paradisaic:

i almost got in a car accident today because i was in a turn lane and thinking about “microwaves are for poor people” and almost forgot to turn

princesscatdaddy:

10 years ago on this day (5/18/03–5/18/13), Beyoncé released her debut single, “Crazy in Love,” featuring Jay-Z. The single spent 8 consecutive weeks as a #1 single (making it her first hit in her solo career), spent a month straight as the most downloaded song in the US, and has spent 27 weeks in the Hot 100 (15 of them being in the top 10). Today, the single has sold over 8 million copies all around the world, making it one of the best-selling singles worldwide. 

kushdrinker:

teach me how to

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

catswithbenefits:

i want to be a bee so i can fly near stupid people and make them 

sniffling:

well if you insist

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

fandoms-trump-real-life:

The Office Series Finale

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.