♛Young and Pruned

lonelywhiteasian: #cutforbieber #copyforbieber #pasteforbieber that’s right kids, do your homework...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:09:44 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

#cutforbieber

#copyforbieber

#pasteforbieber

that’s right kids, do your homework for biebs

internetexplorers: losing a follower

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:04:53 -0400

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:48:28 -0400

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

fartgallery: I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:35:00 -0400

fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:34:30 -0400

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:16 -0400

midnaeverafter:

rabioheab:

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:39 -0400

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

necrophilofthefuture: catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE people who...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:18 -0400

necrophilofthefuture:

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

people who think grades are unrelated to intelligence

therealmulan: If we follow each other and have talked at least once I’m going to assume we’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:54 -0400

therealmulan:

If we follow each other and have talked at least once I’m going to assume we’re friends

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:48:28 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”